“Some ‘Summer Tips to Beat the Heat’.
First off, have you tried to reason with the heat. Humans, temperatures, angels, and chairs, are all equally real and sentient. Which is to say that we are all not real, nor are any of us actually sentient, but give reason a shot. It has never, not once in history, worked, but it might work this time.
If the heat won’t listen to reason try denying that it’s hot. “Doesn’t seem hot today," you might say to your profusely sweating neighbor. “A little chilly even!" you could continue, slipping on a sweater and making an exaggerated brrrr noise as the glaring sun plants the idea of cancer in your skin.
And if denial does not work then your best bet as with all problems in life, is exhausted resignation.
This has been Summer Tips to Beat the Heat.”
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Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 28 - Summer Reading Program
First off, have you tried to reason with the heat. Humans, temperatures, angels, and chairs, are all equally real and sentient. Which is to say that we are all not real, nor are any of us actually sentient, but give reason a shot. It has never, not once in history, worked, but it might work this time.
If the heat won’t listen to reason try denying that it’s hot. “Doesn’t seem hot today," you might say to your profusely sweating neighbor. “A little chilly even!" you could continue, slipping on a sweater and making an exaggerated brrrr noise as the glaring sun plants the idea of cancer in your skin.
And if denial does not work then your best bet as with all problems in life, is exhausted resignation.
This has been Summer Tips to Beat the Heat.”
—
Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 28 - Summer Reading Program